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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on May 19, 2005 3:26:15 GMT -8
[glow=red,2,300] [shadow=blue,left,300]Star Wars Gansta Rap(In honor of the opening of Revenge of the Sith!
It's not the east or the west side, (No, it's not) It's not the north or the south side, (No, it's not) It's the Dark Side, (You are correct)
Keep frontin' the empire, For all you Vader haters out there, We'll blow your planet up, What is thy bidding my master It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after but if he could be turned to the dark side then he'd be a powerful ally another dark Jedi he will join us or die
We got Deathstar We got Deathstar We got Deathstar We got Deathstar, (Deathstar) We got Deathstar, (Deathstar) We got Deathstar, (Deathstar) We got Deathstar, (Deathstar) We got Deathstar, (Deathstar)
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation, I cleaned the droids, Can I go to the tochi station, I got a lay away on a power converter, But now you're treating me like a scruffy nerd herder,
Luke, use the force and run, Run to Dagabah Run to Dagabah Luke, use the force and run, Run to Dagabah Run to Dagabah
I'm Yoda, I'm a soldier, I mold ya, then fold ya, I thought I told ya, Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size, You won't believe your eyes, Watch the X-Wing rise,
Yoda why you being a play hater you know that I must still confront Lord Vader but Luke not ready are you but there's a city in the clouds we're they are keeping my crew a Jedi's got to do what a Jedi's got to do so now Vader, I'm coming for you
Yea, that's right R2, Time to set a new course, We're going to Cloud City, (Ahhh!) That's mighty good gin and tonic. Could you please mix me up another, Thing's about to get ugly,
Impressive now release your anger you must have realized your friends are in danger ohhh why did you cut off my hand it imperative you understand Obi wan never bothered telling you about your father he told me enough - he told me you killed him then there is something I must reveal then
I'm your father (I'm your father) x4
Knock him out the box, Luke (Knock him out) x4
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Post by danthemandmv on May 19, 2005 8:51:24 GMT -8
Chad,you oughtta actually record that -I think Lucas would get a kick out of it! 8-)To borrow a phrase from Ice-T,you're ''a really radical rhyme writer''.GREAT tribute(I've not seen ''SITH'' yet,but will soon!)
Yat dan,yee lik,sam gung fu!
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Post by Xenorama ™ on May 19, 2005 10:29:48 GMT -8
why do i hear "the wrestlerock rumble"... but in honor of the day: YodaI met him in a swamp down in dagoba Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S o d a, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda Y o d a, yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, I’ve been around, but I ain’t never seen A guy who looks like a muppet, but he’s wrinkled and green Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, I left home just a week before And I’ve never ever been a jedi before But obi wan, he set me straight, of course He said, go to yoda and he’ll show you the force
Well I’m not the kind that would argue with ben So it looks like I’m gonna start all over again With my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
So I used the force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well, I won’t forget what yoda said
He said, luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
I know darth vader’s really got you annoyed But remember, if you kill him, then you’ll be unemployed Oh, my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I’m gonna have to leave yoda, I guess But I know that I’ll be coming back some day I’ll be playing this part ’till I’m old and gray
The long-term contract that I had to sign Says I’ll be making these movies till the end of time With my yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
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Post by amphiboid on May 19, 2005 17:28:23 GMT -8
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on May 19, 2005 19:30:01 GMT -8
Yep, didn't write it, but have loved it for awhile.
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Jun 23, 2005 15:01:29 GMT -8
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with her a test tube Oh, oh, oh, oh Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-o-o-oan?" But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the door
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again Teacher gets annoyed Wishing to avoid and unpleasant scene-e-e-ene She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away So he waits behind Writing fifty times "I must not be so-o-o-o But when she turns her back on the boy He creeps up from behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead
P.C. thirty one said "we've caught a dirty one" Maxwell stands alone Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery Say he must go free The judge does not agree, and he tells them so-o-o-o But, as the words are leaving his lips A noise comes form behind
Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead Silver hammer man
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Jul 26, 2005 15:41:21 GMT -8
Jane's Getting Serious [Written by Jon Astley]
I like to get up With my partner in crime We love to dress up Have ourselves a good time We have an understanding She could never be mine We get on so well There is no pressure on us It`s a relationship Based entirely on trust No complications You will not see me focus Come around eleven And it`s time to get home I`m going her way But I can`t leave her alone But she`s lookin` at me As if I`m something she owns Oh, Jane`s gettin` serious (Jane) Oh, Jane`s gettin` serious I`ve got to do something 'bout Jane`s gettin` serious (Jane) And I could get serious too
She introduces me To her friends around town She gets approval I say I can`t stick around The writing`s on the wall So come around eleven And we`re on our way home I can`t leave her here But I should leave well alone `Cause she is looking at me As if I`m something she owns Oh, Jane`s getting serious (Jane) Oh, Jane`s getting serious I`ve got to do something 'bout Jane`s getting serious (Jane) And I could get serious too
So I`m pretending I`m not Caught in between The devil and the deep blue sea And I cannot believe That I would ever admit That I`m begining to take Jane Seriously
---- Instrumental Interlude ----
And come around eleven We`re still on our way home All dressed up and nowhere to go But all along, I really should have known That Jane`s gettin` serious (Jane) Oh, Jane`s gettin` serious I`ve got to do something `bout Jane (Serious Jane) And I could get serious too I could get so serious (serious Jane) Jane`s gettin` serious I`ve got to do something `bout Jane`s gettin` serious (serious Jane) And I could get serious too Jane`s gettin` serious (Jane) Jane`s gettin` serious Jane`s gettin` serious (Jane) Jane`s gettin` serious (Jane)
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Post by Zone Fighter on Aug 5, 2005 12:36:12 GMT -8
HAUNTED HOUSE (Robert Geddins) recorded by Jumpin' Gene Simmons #11 in 1964
I just moved in my new house today Moving was hard but I got squared away Bells started ringing and chains rattle loud I knew I'd moved in a haunted house Still I made up my mind to stay Nothing was gonna drive me away When I seen something that give me the creeps Had one big eye and two big feet I stood right still and I did the freeze He did the stroll right up to me Made a noise with his feet that sound like a drum Said "you be here when the morning come?" "Say yes I'll be here when the morning come I'll be right here and I ain't gonna run I bought this house, now you know I'm boss Ain't no haint gonna run me off"
In my kitchen my stove was a blazing hot Coffee was boiling in the pot The grease had melted in my pan I had a hunk of meat in my hand From out of space there sat man On the hot stove with the pots and pans I said t"hat's hot", I began to shout He drank the hot coffee right from the spout He ate the raw meat right from my hand Drank the hot grease from the frying pan He said to me, "now you better run And don't be here when the morning come" "Say yes I'll be here when the morning come I'll be right here and I ain't gonna run I bought this house, now you know I'm [boss There ain't no haint gonna run me off"]
[fades out so you can't actually hear it]
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Post by Zone Fighter on Aug 11, 2005 13:16:37 GMT -8
HAPPY TRAILS written by Dale Evans full version recorded by Roy Rogers Roy Rogers and Dale Evans sang a portion as ending theme song of "The Roy Rogers Show"
Happy trails to you, until me meet again Happy trails to you, keep smilin' until then Who care about the clouds if we're together Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather Happy trails to you, until me meet again
Some trails are happy ones others are blue Its the way you ride that trail that counts Here's a happy one for you
Happy trails to you, until me meet again Happy trails to you, keep smilin' until then Who care about the clouds if we're together Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather Happy trails to you, until me meet again
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Aug 16, 2005 21:13:15 GMT -8
Hard Luck WOman If never I met you I'd never have seen you cry If not for a first "Hello" We'd never have to say goodbye
If never I held you My feelin's would never show It's time I start walkin' But there's so much you'll never know
I keep telling you hard luck woman You ain't a hard luck woman
Rags, the sailor's only daughter A child of the water Too proud to be a queen
Rags, I really love you I can't forget about you You'll be a hard luck woman Baby, till you find your man
Before I go let me kiss you And wipe the tears from your eyes I don't wanna hurt you, girl You know I could never lie
I keep telling you hard luck woman You ain't a hard luck woman You'll be a hard luck woman Baby, till you find your man
Rags, the sailor's only daughter A child of the water Too proud to be a queen
Rags, I really love you I can't forget about you You'll be a hard luck woman Baby, till you find your man You'll be a hard luck woman Baby, till you find your man
Oh yeah, bye bye, so long, don't cry I'm just packin' my bags, whoa, leavin' you Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye, baby, don't cry I gotta keep on movin', yeah movin' Bye, bye my baby Ooh, don't cry, lady, oh
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Sept 7, 2005 23:06:38 GMT -8
China Girl David Bowie/Iggy Pop Lets Dance
I could escape this feeling with my China Girl I feel a wreck without my little China Girl I hear her heart beating loud as thunder Saw they stars crashing
I'm a mess without my little China Girl Wake up mornings where's my little China Girl I hear her heart's beating loud as thunder Saw they stars crashing down
I feel a-tragic like I'm Marlon Brando When I look at my China Girl I could pretend that nothing really meant too much When I look at my China Girl
I stumble into town just like a sacred cow Visions of swastikas in my head Plans for everyone It's in the whites of my eyes
My little China Girl You shouldn't mess with me I'll ruin everything you are I'll give you television I'll give you eyes of blue I'll give you men who want to rule the world
And when I get excited My little China Girl says Oh baby just you shut your mouth She says ... sh-sh-shhh
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Sept 12, 2005 9:36:10 GMT -8
STAND AND DELIVER
I’m the dandy highwayman who you’re too scared to mention I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention The devil take your stereo and your record collection! The way you look you’ll qualify for next year’s old age pension!
Stand and deliver your money or your life! Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!
I’m the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion The clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing So what’s the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking? It’s kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he’s making
Stand and deliver your money or your life! Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!
And even though you fool your souls Your conscience will be mine All mine
We’re the dandy highwaymen so tired of excuses Of deep meaning philosophies where only showbiz loses We’re the dandy highwaymen and here’s our invitation Throw your safety overboard and join our insect nation
Stand and deliver your money or your life! Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!
And even though you fool your souls Your conscience will be mine, all mine
Da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa Da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa
Stand and deliver your money or your life! Stand and deliver your money or your life!
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Oct 26, 2005 22:59:23 GMT -8
well I'm standing here looking at you what do I see? I'm looking straight through it's so sad when you're young to be told you're having fun
so unplug the jukebox and do us all a favour that music's lost its taste so try another flavour - "antmusic"
well I'm standing here what do I see? a big nothing threatening me it's so sad when you're young to be told you're having fun
don't tread on an ant he's done nothing to you there might come a day when he's treading on you don't tread on an ant you'll end up black and blue you cut off his head legs come looking for you
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Jan 1, 2006 22:34:00 GMT -8
Run Joey Run David Geddes
Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.
She called me up, late last night, she said Joe, don't come over My dad and I just had a fight, and he stormed out the door I've never seen him act his this way, my God, hes going crazy He says he's gonna make you pay, for what we've done, he's got a gun, so
Run Joey Run Joey Run Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married...just you wait and see.
I got in my car and I drove like mad, till I reached Julie's place She ran to me, with tears in her eyes, and bruises on her face All at once, I saw him there, sneaking up behind me, WATCH OUT! Then Julie yelled, he's got a gun, and she stepped in front of me Suddenly, a shot rang out, and I saw Julie falling I ran to her, I held her close, when I looked down, my hands were red, and heres the last words Julie said...
Daddy please don't, it wasn't his fault, he means so much to me Daddy please don't, we're gonna get married.....aaahhh..ahhhh ahhhh....ahhhhh
Run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run Joey run
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Post by Zone Fighter on Mar 26, 2006 20:42:10 GMT -8
Act Naturally words and music by Buck Owens
recorded by: Buck Owens (1962) The Beatles (1965) Ringo Starr and Buck Owens (1989)
They're gonna put me in the movies They're gonna make a big star out of me We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely And all I gotta do is act naturally
Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star Might win an Oscar you can never tell The movies gonna make me a big star 'Cause I can play the part so well
Well I hope you come and see me in the movies Then I know that you will plainly see The biggest fool that ever hit the big time And all I gotta do is act naturally
We'll make the scene about a man that's sad and lonely And beggin down upon his bended knee I'll play the part but I won't need rehearsin’ All I gotta do is act naturally
Well, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a big star Might win an Oscar you can never tell The movies gonna make me a big star 'Cause I can play the part so well
Well I hope you come and see me in the movies Then I know that you will plainly see The biggest fool that ever hit the big time And all I gotta do is act naturally
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Apr 28, 2006 15:40:24 GMT -8
Regarding Elderly Man River This is one of the first recorded examples of Political Correctness, even before Politcal Correctness had been brought to the public's attention (late 1980s).
Transcript
The setting is as follows: A musical radio program is going on and Stan is the host. Just before he introduces the next song, a man walks up and announces himself. Man: My name is Tweedly. [he places emphasis on, and draws out, "Tweedly".] Stan: Well, we all have our problems.
Tweedly states that he is there to ensure that Stan does play anything that he finds offensive. Tweedly will activate his horn every time Stan does something offensive. Stan is hesitant, but decides to go on and starts his introduction.
Bzzzzzt! Stan forgot to be polite and thank Mr. Tweedly. Stan: Why, that's a darling little horn you have there, Mr. Tweedly.
Stan introduces the next song, "Old Man River", and begins to sing. "Old man river, that old man..." Bzzzzzt! Stan: Okay Tweedly, politeness I dig, but what is wrong with "old man river"? Tweedly: The word "old" has a connotation that some of the more elderly people find offensive. I suggest you make the substitution. Stan: I suppose you insist. Tweedly: Naturally.
Stan begins again. "Elderly man river, that elderly man river. He must know somethin', but he don't say nothin'." Bzzzzzt! Tweedly chides Stan for improper grammar. Stan: "Somethin'," "somethin'," it's authentic. Tweedly says that proper grammar should be used at all times, since "we must be a good influence on... children." [There's a pause and then 'children' is drawn out.]
By now, Stan is starting to get the hang of this, and begins again. "Elderly man river, that elderly man river. He must know something, but he doesn't say anything. He just keeps rollin' [catches himself] rolling, he just keeps rolling along." "He don't [Bzzt] doesn't plant taters [catches himself] potatoes, he doesn't plant cotton [catches himself] cotting, because these/them/those that plants them are soon forgotting. Elderly man river, he just keeps rolling along."
The song continues... "...Body's all aching and wracked with pain." Well, we got by with that one. "Tote that barge, lift that bail. You get a little..." [Stan slows down and stops here, since the rest of it is "drunk and land in jail".] Stan: Okay, Tweedly, you can take your finger off the buzzer.
Stan gives up at this point, and wraps up the show. Bzzzt Stan: Oh, yes, and thank you, Mr. Tweedly. Tweedly: You're quite welcome, I'm sure.
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Post by Zone Fighter on May 1, 2006 14:13:41 GMT -8
The version of Elderly Man River I've heard includes an argument over the use of a double negative.
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Post by Xenorama ™ on May 9, 2006 18:53:35 GMT -8
Wild Heart, Stevie Nicks
Something in my heart died last night Just one more chip off an already broken heart I think the heart broke long ago That's when I needed you When I needed you most That's when I needed you When I needed you most
I run around like a spirit in flight Fearlessness is fearlessness I will not forget this night Dare my wild heart Dare my wild heart
Where is the reason Don't blame it on me Blame it on my wild heart As to the seasons You fought from the beginning Long before I knew it There was a danger And the danger was To fall in love
In dark sorrow They gaze down into the darkest heart If I leave you You say not even you can tear us apart Say you're leaving You say you don't even know How to start...how to start...how to start Well...believe it then And don't blame it on my soul Blame it on my wild heart Ooo...on my wild heart...Ooo
Fire on fire...rain on my face Fever goes higher...what can you do Wild in the darkest places of your mind That's where I needed you Where I needed you most That's where I needed you Where I needed you most
Where is the reason Well don't blame it on me Blame it on my wild heart There is a reason Why even the angels Don't give up at all Where are the children Well are they hopelessly enchanted Blame it on the angels Where are the reasons Don't blame it on our wild hearts Wild heart...wild heart...wild heart
On my...wild heart On my...wild heart Even in the darkest places of your mind Wo...are the children are they hopelessly enchanted Wild in the darkest places of your mind No...don't blame it on me, baby Blame it on my wild heart Blame it on my...blame it on my...blame it on my Blame it on my wild heart (Even in the back of your...even in the back of your mind..)
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Post by Zone Fighter on May 24, 2006 17:08:53 GMT -8
May 24, 1941 - the British sent their dreadnought "The Hood" to sink the German battleship "The Bismarck". The British believed The Hood to be unsinkable and when the report came in that the Bismarck had sunk the Hood it was first believed that the message must have been accidently reversed but it hadn't. The battle took 8 minutes. The Bismarck had hit the Hood's ammo supply and that's why the Hood sank so fast. Out of 1400 men onboard the Hood only 3 survived.
Sink The Bismarck Johnny Horton
In May of 1941 the war had just begun The Germans had the biggest ship that had the biggest guns The Bismarck was the fastest ship that ever sailed the sea On her decks were guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees
Out of the cold and foggy night came the British ship the Hood And every British seaman he knew and understood They had to sink the Bismarck the terror of the sea Stop those guns as big as steers and those shells as big as trees We'll find the German battleship that's makin' such a fuss We gotta sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us Yeah hit the decks a runnin' boys and spin those guns around When we find the Bismarck we gotta cut her down
The Hood found the Bismarck and on that fatal day The Bismarck started firin' fifteen miles away "We gotta sink the Bismarck" was the battle sound But when the smoke had cleared away the mighty Hood went down For six long days and weary nights they tried to find her trail Churchill told the people put every ship asail 'Cause somewhere on that ocean I know she's gotta be We gotta sink the Bismarck to the bottom of the sea We'll find the German battleship that's makin' such a fuss We gotta sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us Yeah hit the decks a runnin' boys and spin those guns around When we find the Bismarck we gotta cut her down
The fog was gone the seventh day and they saw the morning sun Ten hours away from homeland the Bismarck made its run The Admiral of the British fleet said turn those bows around We found that German battleship and we're gonna cut her down The British guns were aimed and the shells were comin' fast The first shell hit the Bismarck they knew she couldn't last That mighty German battleship is just a memory "Sink the Bismarck" was the battle cry that shook the seven seas We found the German battleship t'was makin' such a fuss We had to sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us We hit the deck a runnin' and we and spun those guns around Yeah we found the mighty Bismarck and we had to cut her down We found that German battleship t'was makin' such a fuss We had to sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us We hit the deck a runnin' and we and spun those guns around We found the mighty Bismarck and then we cut her down
Johnny Horton wrote this song after seeing the movie "Sink the Bismarck".
This song gets soming things wrong. It was May 27, 1941 just 3 days latter, not 7, that the Bismarck was sank. The first shot mentioned in this song was a lucky shot from an airplane, its torpedoe knocked out the Bismarck's rudder so it was unstirable. When the British fleet caught up with her they hit her with an estimated 400 shells in 15 minutes, totadly disarming her. A torpedo into the midsection finished her off.
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Jun 18, 2006 13:13:51 GMT -8
in honor of Sir Paul
When I'm Sixty Four (64) ~ The Beatles When I get older losing my hair, Many years from now. Will you still be sending me a valentine Birthday greetings bottle of wine.
If I'd been out till quarter to three Would you lock the door, Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four.
You'll be older too, And if you say the word, I could stay with you.
I could be handy, mending a fuse When your lights have gone. You can knit a sweater by the fireside Sunday mornings go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds, Who could ask for more. Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four.
Every summer we can rent a cottage, In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear We shall scrimp and save Grandchildren on your knee Vera ,Chuck & Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line, Stating point of view Indicate precisely what you mean to say Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form Mine for evermore Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four.
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Post by Zone Fighter on Jun 18, 2006 19:20:05 GMT -8
Since Sir Paul and his wife are divorcing the answer appears to be "no".
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