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Post by Lunkhead on May 30, 2005 9:16:51 GMT -8
Sometimes it's fun to come up with crazy, alternate titles for our beloved monster/horror/sci-fi flicks.
Here are a few that hit me during a recent bout of insomnia:
INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS or iPOD-DED A MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE
HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN or FRANKENSTEIN’S MUDDY ERROR
MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS or THE NUTTY PROFESSOR OF DUNSTON
I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE or SOME LEFT RUNNING
CARNIVAL OF SOULS or THE GREATEST CREEPSHOW ON EARTH
THE GIANT CLAW or THE AMAZING COLOSSAL GONZO
THE KILLER SHREWS or WHEN SORE REX REASONS GO BAD
DAWN OF THE DEAD or MEN OF LA MUNCHA
ATOM AGE VAMPIRE or NUCLEAR NOSFERATU
I BURY THE LIVING or EDGAR ALLAN’S FAMILY PLOT
SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS or THE ANGRY RED NICHOLAS
THE DEVIL BAT or THE GOODBYE GUY
THE WAR OF THE WORLDS or THOSE MAGNIFICENT MARTIANS IN THEIR FLYING MACHINES
ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE or WITH SIX 'SHROOM OMELETS YOU GET FRENCH TOAST
OK, I'm really reaching with that last one... well probably with all of them, but maybe we can have some laughs with this. Whatcha think guys? Have any to share?
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Post by Xenorama ™ on May 30, 2005 10:27:37 GMT -8
those are too funny! i'll see if i can ponder some up.
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on May 30, 2005 15:26:23 GMT -8
Star Wars-Dude wants to freak his Sister
Batman-They couldn't find anyone that didn't need vinyl muscles or nipples
King Kong-Big Monkey=Big Dookie
Inframan-Dude, Chineese Power Rangers
Dr. Who-Maybe if they only had one guy play the Doc we wouldn't have to ask who?
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Post by Lunkhead on Jun 15, 2005 13:17:09 GMT -8
There ya go. Now, with the EzBoard debacle finished I can get back to this.
THE BEAST WITH FIVE FINGERS or MICHAEL JACKSON'S THRILLER
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Post by amphiboid on Jun 15, 2005 20:11:39 GMT -8
I love that "Star Wars" title "Dude Wants To Freak His Sister"
That's classic weird.
"Revenge of the Sith" - "DESTROY ALL JEDI"
"Curse of the Demon" - "TOTALLY RUNED"
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on Jun 16, 2005 5:28:06 GMT -8
Godzilla(US Version)-How to kill a Franchise
Friday 13th-Pis$ed off Goalie
Beyond the Mat-Crack smoking Snake
Casino-Goodfellas 2
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on Jun 16, 2005 6:31:20 GMT -8
The Crying Game-Dude Looks like a Lady
Willy Wonka-Acid Trip
The Bad News Bears-The 2005 New York Yankees
Pee Wee's Big Adventure-A Man and his Popcorn
Night of the Living Dead-I see Dead People
Steel Magnolias-Oh man, Estrogen for days
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Post by amphiboid on Jun 16, 2005 22:33:19 GMT -8
"Teenagers from Outer Space" - "LOB-STOR THE DESTROYER"
"Westworld" - "ROBOTS ARE STEALING MY LUGGAGE"
"Cocoon" - "THE SPANDEX ALIENS' MARINADE DAYS"
"Lisztomania" - "BIG RICHARD'S CASUAL STROLL ACROSS THE STAGE"
"Zombie" - "RELAXING MUD-PACK FACIAL EXTRAVAGANZA" or "THE GORE IS CLEANSING TO THE PORES"
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Jun 16, 2005 22:59:45 GMT -8
people call me crazy for believing this, but i believe robots are stealing my luggage.
Mr. Steve Martin, "what I believe"
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Post by Lunkhead on Jun 17, 2005 9:05:21 GMT -8
Yes! Good ones RW & Amph. Keep em comin'  |
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Post by Lunkhead on Jun 17, 2005 10:40:30 GMT -8
THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION or GUESS WHO'S SLURPING HIS DINNER
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on Jun 17, 2005 11:12:50 GMT -8
Star Trek II-The Search for more Money
Something's Got to Give-How Momma got her Groove Back
White Men Can't Jump-If they said this about black people they'd get lynched
Transformers-Those Bastards sprocking killed Optimus
Bloodsport-I Have a Mail Order Black Belt so I can do this Film
The Excorcist-Did she Puke Pea Soup?
Waiting to Exhale-Lorena Bobbit Strikes Again
Fatal Attraction-Kill Da Wabbit
Basic Instinct-Put some Drawers On Ho
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon-Crouching Harness, Hidden Wires
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Post by Lunkhead on Jun 17, 2005 11:37:52 GMT -8
MURDERS IN THE RUE MORGUE or RUE McCLANAHAN MEETS A PARIS GORILLA
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Post by Lunkhead on Jun 17, 2005 12:10:50 GMT -8
FROM HELL IT CAME or A TREE GROWS ON PITCAIRN
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Post by amphiboid on Jun 18, 2005 10:52:47 GMT -8
Creature from the Black Lagoon - "HELL COMES TO FISHTOWN"
Ghost Ship - "ONE-WAY TICKET TO CUISINART"
Incredible Melting Man - "THE RELAXING PUDDLE"
Snowbeast - "SLURPEE SUNDAY, MONSTER FUN DAY"
Empire Strikes Back - "OWNED: THE CARBONITE MANEUVER"
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Post by Zone Fighter on Jun 18, 2005 11:11:15 GMT -8
Did you mean Star Trek III? Star Trek II was Wrath of Kahn (the best Star Trek movie and only one I have on DVD). The Search for More Money makes sense for Star Trek III The Search for Spock.
The War of the Worlds - The War of the Remakes
In addition to the 50s version there are 2 live action remakes and an animated version is in the works. I have the only version set in the original time period. I haven't watched it yet. I'll post a review when I have.
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on Jun 18, 2005 21:04:42 GMT -8
Yeah, my bad, Star Trek III.
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Post by amphiboid on Jun 19, 2005 20:48:55 GMT -8
Oh yeah--I just had a good one. Here it is:
Horror Express - "TRAIN OF THOUGHT" or alternately, "TRAIN OF THE BRAIN DRAIN"
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Post by Lunkhead on Jun 20, 2005 14:07:12 GMT -8
Excellent!
Here's a few more...
FIEND WITHOUT A FACE or HOW TO MAKEUP ERIC
I, ROBOT or DIARY OF A DALLAS COWBOY FAN
THE CRAWLING HAND or MICHAEL JACKSON'S BAD
TERROR FROM THE YEAR 5000 or TONIGHT I'M GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 4,999
MOTEL HELL or MRS. BATES INCORPORATES (Tagline: We’ll leave the knives out for you.)
IT, THE TERROR FROM BEYOND SPACE or DON'T RAISE THE ELECTRICITY, LOWER THE OXYGEN
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