Post by Torgaman on Oct 24, 2005 11:33:21 GMT -8
Ah yes,the one lucha event I have waited for since I started going to the Congress Theater for lucha libre.I had the privilege of seeing ol Wags before about fourteen years ago.But he wasn't Wagner yet.I mean he was Wagner,but at the time he was just another junior using his famous father's gimmick.NOW HE'S WAGNER!!!!!!
The first match had some guys against some other guys.
I had never seen them before so I didn't catch their names.Some guys won that match.[Real professional writeup on my part huh?]
The second match had El Dorado and Atomo vs Tyme Paige and Maleficio uno[or is that dos?]The rudos had some fun at the end of the match when Maleficio yanked off Atomo's mask and then wiped Paige's butt with it!Gotta love Paige.I had a chance to chat with Atomo before and after the his match and he's a great guy and an excellent lucha prospect.His style is very areal and he is great in those highspots of his.
The third match had Swat Cat and Mascarita Sagradataking on Mini Charlie Manson and Ultimo Guerrerito in a very high paced exciting match which was much better than the match Swat Cat,Mascarita Sagrada,Mini Charlie Manson and Espectrito had at Chi-town on September 18th.The third fall ended as Guerrerito whipped Swat Cat into the
ropes but he turned it into a tope suicida on Manson.It came down to Mascarita and Guerrerito,with the rudo yanking off his own mask and giving it to Mascarita,with
ref Apenitas calling the dq on the tecnicos.
The fourth match had Maleficio dos[or is that uno] and Aguila del America vs Piloto Suicida and Principe Azul[?]
in what wound up being a a bad day at the office for the
new ref[Apenitas bowed out of the last two matches].
The poor zebra striped fifth man was battered with insirgurnee kicks[or however the hell that word is spelled]and vicious chairshots before the rudos stole the win.
[Note:It was explained to me Rey Misterio sr wasn't able to attend due to an injury.The stupid ring announcer actually announced that Rey Misterio Jr would be present!]
And finally.......wait for it..................................................
I waited by the locker entrance.There was a crack.I peeked in.Saw people milling about.Then I saw a flash of white vinyl.Could it be?Was he really here?!?!?!Then the door swung open,pushy security backed people out of the way.Then the Master with a title belt around his waist emerged.The wait was over and one of my greatest lucha moments was only three fallsaway.Wags and Electroshock were announced as the Rudos of the night.I got Wags John Hanthingy on my FROM PARTS UNKNOWN #3 and he gruntingly joked "You owe me five bucks" in near perfect english.I got Electro's
Hanthingy on a MAGIA DEL RING mag with him on the cover.Then the tecnicos came out.Tinieblas Jr came out first then Parka came out and did his usual shtick of dancing around which I saw in June.Yawn.Though the crowd ate it up.C'mon Wags kick Parka's ass already.He did.Wagner finished off Parka with a POWERBOMB.Why is it called a powerbomb?Because when I leaned on the ring to take a pic of the action the ring lifted up on my side and into my chest pushing me back when the two wrestlers' bodies made impact on the canvas!That is why they call it a powerbomb.Electro
did the same to Tinieblas Jr.Well the tecnicos got it together for the second fall.Parka began pregnant dogslapping Wags up and down the free seats.I tried to get close for a pic.Then I heard a slamming noise and noticed a shadow looming over me.
I looked up.Electro had just been sent over the ringpost
by Tinieblas.I ran out of the way as Electroshock came
crashing down right where I had stood a fraction of a second ago.May I have a change of underwear please?
Needless to say the tecnicos won this fall.The third fall was a back and forth affair.Finally The great wrestlers,
by which I mean Wags and Electro,put Tinieblas out of his misery with a face buster.They tried the same with Parka however as Wags released Parka to taunt the audience Parka turned it into a rana flip and rolled up Electro.Then it came down to Wags and Parka.The fight went back and forth.Wags threw Parka ontop of the ref
and tried to splash him,but Parka rolled out of the way and Wags flattened the poor ref.Then as the ref reeled
Wags kicked Parka in what passes for his cajones.It seemed that Wags was on the verge of the victory when he pinned Parka but the ref refused to count to three.Wags gave him a couple of friendly love taps to remind zebraman who he was dealing with.This proved too much and the ref dqed the rudos.Parka grabbed one
of the mikes and began what became a rather long duel
of microphone rants between him and Wagner.Wags said he didn't need to prove anything infront of a crowd of wetbacks and indians.As the crowd chanted MIEDO MIEDO [AFRAID AFRAID] I got within eyeball range of Wagner and began chanting WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER
which caught his attention and he said "Come tell it to these indians!"I had just been given the pleasure,nay,
privilege,nay honor,nay divine right,to share mic time with the Master of the Microphone rants.
I grabbed the mic and chanted WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER as the Master folded his arms and threw his chin triumphantly in the air.Parka responded with "El unico seguidor que tienes en esta ciudad es ese Pinche Panzon!" which translates to "The only follower you have in this city is that f**king Fatso!"Let him fume.I was on cloud nine and Wags had kicked his ass.I capped off the night by having my pic taken with the Master.Parka capped off his night by charging folks ten bucks to have their pi taken with him.And that was no joke.Now you see why I call Wags the Master?He appreciates his fans.A True Master.
The first match had some guys against some other guys.
I had never seen them before so I didn't catch their names.Some guys won that match.[Real professional writeup on my part huh?]
The second match had El Dorado and Atomo vs Tyme Paige and Maleficio uno[or is that dos?]The rudos had some fun at the end of the match when Maleficio yanked off Atomo's mask and then wiped Paige's butt with it!Gotta love Paige.I had a chance to chat with Atomo before and after the his match and he's a great guy and an excellent lucha prospect.His style is very areal and he is great in those highspots of his.
The third match had Swat Cat and Mascarita Sagradataking on Mini Charlie Manson and Ultimo Guerrerito in a very high paced exciting match which was much better than the match Swat Cat,Mascarita Sagrada,Mini Charlie Manson and Espectrito had at Chi-town on September 18th.The third fall ended as Guerrerito whipped Swat Cat into the
ropes but he turned it into a tope suicida on Manson.It came down to Mascarita and Guerrerito,with the rudo yanking off his own mask and giving it to Mascarita,with
ref Apenitas calling the dq on the tecnicos.
The fourth match had Maleficio dos[or is that uno] and Aguila del America vs Piloto Suicida and Principe Azul[?]
in what wound up being a a bad day at the office for the
new ref[Apenitas bowed out of the last two matches].
The poor zebra striped fifth man was battered with insirgurnee kicks[or however the hell that word is spelled]and vicious chairshots before the rudos stole the win.
[Note:It was explained to me Rey Misterio sr wasn't able to attend due to an injury.The stupid ring announcer actually announced that Rey Misterio Jr would be present!]
And finally.......wait for it..................................................
I waited by the locker entrance.There was a crack.I peeked in.Saw people milling about.Then I saw a flash of white vinyl.Could it be?Was he really here?!?!?!Then the door swung open,pushy security backed people out of the way.Then the Master with a title belt around his waist emerged.The wait was over and one of my greatest lucha moments was only three fallsaway.Wags and Electroshock were announced as the Rudos of the night.I got Wags John Hanthingy on my FROM PARTS UNKNOWN #3 and he gruntingly joked "You owe me five bucks" in near perfect english.I got Electro's
Hanthingy on a MAGIA DEL RING mag with him on the cover.Then the tecnicos came out.Tinieblas Jr came out first then Parka came out and did his usual shtick of dancing around which I saw in June.Yawn.Though the crowd ate it up.C'mon Wags kick Parka's ass already.He did.Wagner finished off Parka with a POWERBOMB.Why is it called a powerbomb?Because when I leaned on the ring to take a pic of the action the ring lifted up on my side and into my chest pushing me back when the two wrestlers' bodies made impact on the canvas!That is why they call it a powerbomb.Electro
did the same to Tinieblas Jr.Well the tecnicos got it together for the second fall.Parka began pregnant dogslapping Wags up and down the free seats.I tried to get close for a pic.Then I heard a slamming noise and noticed a shadow looming over me.
I looked up.Electro had just been sent over the ringpost
by Tinieblas.I ran out of the way as Electroshock came
crashing down right where I had stood a fraction of a second ago.May I have a change of underwear please?
Needless to say the tecnicos won this fall.The third fall was a back and forth affair.Finally The great wrestlers,
by which I mean Wags and Electro,put Tinieblas out of his misery with a face buster.They tried the same with Parka however as Wags released Parka to taunt the audience Parka turned it into a rana flip and rolled up Electro.Then it came down to Wags and Parka.The fight went back and forth.Wags threw Parka ontop of the ref
and tried to splash him,but Parka rolled out of the way and Wags flattened the poor ref.Then as the ref reeled
Wags kicked Parka in what passes for his cajones.It seemed that Wags was on the verge of the victory when he pinned Parka but the ref refused to count to three.Wags gave him a couple of friendly love taps to remind zebraman who he was dealing with.This proved too much and the ref dqed the rudos.Parka grabbed one
of the mikes and began what became a rather long duel
of microphone rants between him and Wagner.Wags said he didn't need to prove anything infront of a crowd of wetbacks and indians.As the crowd chanted MIEDO MIEDO [AFRAID AFRAID] I got within eyeball range of Wagner and began chanting WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER
which caught his attention and he said "Come tell it to these indians!"I had just been given the pleasure,nay,
privilege,nay honor,nay divine right,to share mic time with the Master of the Microphone rants.
I grabbed the mic and chanted WAGNER WAGNER WAGNER as the Master folded his arms and threw his chin triumphantly in the air.Parka responded with "El unico seguidor que tienes en esta ciudad es ese Pinche Panzon!" which translates to "The only follower you have in this city is that f**king Fatso!"Let him fume.I was on cloud nine and Wags had kicked his ass.I capped off the night by having my pic taken with the Master.Parka capped off his night by charging folks ten bucks to have their pi taken with him.And that was no joke.Now you see why I call Wags the Master?He appreciates his fans.A True Master.
