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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on Nov 2, 2004 6:58:56 GMT -8
![]() www.marvwolfman.com/Teen%20Titan%20Toys/toy_deathstroke.jpg [/img] He is the World's only trained Assasin that finds his target and never ever kills them! His bandolier has no bullets, he just thought Chewbacca looked cool with his and decided to copy his look. He is well known for giving his marks the infamous Titty Twister of Doom. He is known for torturing people with atomic wedgies and noogies, but he never, ever kills them! Hurtstroke is brought to you by those fine folks at Cartoon Network, who in their infinite wisdom decided Deathstroke was too harsh, so instead we get this watered down imitation! ;D |
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Nov 2, 2004 9:58:34 GMT -8
gotta love that.
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Post by Igadevil on Nov 2, 2004 18:21:54 GMT -8
great suffering cats! whoa nelly! Dude you are so wrong! EVERYONE knows Hurtstroke the Injurer looks like this:  A more kid-friendly megalomanical super-villain than you will ever find! For years, Hurtstroke the Injurer (alias: SLUDE WALSON) spent...uh...years...training to be the greatest assassin the world had ever known! He was out to put the "ass" back in "assassin", baby! Unfortunately, he became TOO good for his own good, and it was not indeed all good. No, Hurtstroke perfected his craft so well, he doesn't kill- he does not kill! (Huh?) He will bring his enemies to the utter brink of despair, the deepest depths of pain, and all that other junk, but he does not kill or injure them in any serious/permanent manner! The censors- I mean Hurtstroke's bizarre code of honor- will not allow him to do so. Although he plans to bring down his unmentionable (for fear of revealing his next target!) enemies with a massive conspiracy known as "The In no way, shape, or form offensive to persons of any religion Contract", for the time being he simply keeps to staying in the background and throwing various other losers in our heroes' way to test their abilities for the eventual confrontation, in which he will put good in a word of hurt with his signature move: THE ULTIMATE SUPER DOUBLE BACKHAND FLYING BICYCLE PILEDRIVING POWER BOMB OF TEMPORARY PAIN! Heck Yeah! |
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Post by Igadevil on Nov 2, 2004 18:22:50 GMT -8
One last note, that post is made all the more funnier by "W T F" becoming "Whoa Nelly!"
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Nov 2, 2004 18:32:26 GMT -8
it's cause i hate kids getting around a censor using initials.
but that really makes it very much funny doesn't it?
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on Nov 2, 2004 18:36:19 GMT -8
Iga that is too friggin priceless! Longlive Hurtstroke!
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Post by Igadevil on Nov 4, 2004 13:36:19 GMT -8
But great suffering cats! is still there.
And as far as the censors/filters are concerned, I have this to say to them:
whoa nelly! ;D
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Post by Zone Fighter on Nov 4, 2004 20:13:38 GMT -8
Twice I've tried to post messages about a famous film director, first name Alfred, and both times the censor did this to his name: Hitchtallywhacker.
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Nov 4, 2004 20:38:26 GMT -8
i'll look into that.
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Post by Igadevil on Nov 4, 2004 21:58:28 GMT -8
whoa nelly!, now it's even dumber! great suffering cats!, indeed.
I say you change GINO now- can't have kids using initials, consarnit! ;D
Also, "but that really makes it wiffle me? funny doesn't it?"...huh?
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Nov 4, 2004 22:22:20 GMT -8
i thought i made it so we could say Hitchcock now.
as far as the rest, well, give me some other suggestions, as i sprockin' forget what i've decided on.
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Post by Zone Fighter on Nov 4, 2004 22:34:47 GMT -8
Alfred Hitchcock
It works.
Thanks. Next time I watch one of his films and decide to post about it I can type his name.
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on Nov 8, 2004 21:05:15 GMT -8
That's nice and all, but this is about Hurtstroke darnit to heck!   Long Live Hurtstroke the Injurer! |
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Post by Cory on Nov 10, 2004 13:37:43 GMT -8
*sniff* But I actually like Slade from Teen Titans... At least he's not wearing goofy boots in that... *sniff*
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Post by Torgaman on Nov 10, 2004 17:02:41 GMT -8
But in cartoons no one is ever killed,but villains try to "destroy" their enemies!
Punisher was also wimped down.Same for Wolverine.Heck,just about any comic book badass to get to the toons gets wimped down.
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on Nov 10, 2004 21:30:06 GMT -8
No damnit, Hurtstorke is great! I mean who wouldn't love an assasin that is so good that he gives paper cuts to targets instead of killing them? You got to admire an assasin that would rack a target in the nads instead of blowing their head off. Yeah, they do tame down the ultra-violent guys for kiddies don't they?
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Jan 31, 2005 0:03:45 GMT -8
i saw some kid using this cartoon character as an icon at JH and i so wanted to ask him about Hurtstroke...
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on Jan 31, 2005 6:37:53 GMT -8
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Post by Xenorama ™ on Jan 31, 2005 9:16:31 GMT -8
since he's so armored and all... |
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Post by Xenorama ™ on May 9, 2005 17:04:24 GMT -8
i saw some of this episode the other day, and THIS was all i could think of, so i really laughed at the whole thing.
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Post by RoadWarriorYajuta on May 9, 2005 18:11:01 GMT -8
Kind of puts a new spin on it huh? ;D
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