Snoopy vs. the Red Baron

[Zone Fighter]

Snoopy vs. the Red Baron

vocals by The Royal Guardsman


After the turn of the century
In the clear blue skies over Germany
Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird

Up in the sky, a man in a plane
Baron von Richthofen was his name
Eighty men tried, and eighty men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' up the score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany

In the nick of time, a hero arose
A funny-looking dog with a big black nose
He flew into the sky to seek revenge
But the Baron shot him down - "Curses, foiled again!"

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' up the score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany

Now, Snoopy had sworn that he'd get that man
So he asked the Great Pumpkin for a new battle plan
He challenged the German to a real dogfight
While the Baron was laughing, he got him in his sight

That Bloody Red Baron was in a fix
He'd tried everything, but he'd run out of tricks
Snoopy fired once, and he fired twice
And that Bloody Red Baron went spinning out of sight

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' up the score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more
The Bloody Red Baron was rollin' up the score
Eighty men died tryin' to end that spree
of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany

[Zone Fighter]

Return of the Red Baron

vocals by The Royal Guardsman


You remember that Baron flying high in the sky
Well Snoopy shot him down with a gleam in his eye
But that German had leaped from his blood red plane
Just before it burst into a ball of flame

Snoopy circled back to check his kill
Saw that bloody Red Baron standin' high on a hill
Then he swooped down low, shouted, "Curse you, Red Baron!"
The German shook his fist, you could hear him swear, "Ach, du Liebe"

Hey watch out there Snoopy, you're really in a mess
You thought you were through with that bloody Red Baron
But it looks like he's not down yet

Then a cry went up all over the land
The bloody Red Baron would strike again
But brave little Snoopy said, "Never fear"
As he headed for his plane all the people cheered

Hey watch out there Snoopy, you're really in a mess
You thought you were through with that bloody Red Baron
But it looks like he's not down yet

Snoopy blazed a trail straight across the sea
Searchin' in vain for his enemy
Then he found that German trying to fix his plane
A sweatin' and a busted, 'bout to go insane

Snoopy landed for a pistol duel
The Baron was worried, Snoopy was cool
He fired a shot then started to run
Before Snoopy had a chance to raise his gun

Hey watch out Red Baron, Snoopy is on your trail
One of these days he's gonna make you pay
And you'll go straight to -
Well, watch out Red Baron, Snoopy is on your trail
One of these days he's gonna make you pay
And you'll go straight to...

[Xenorama ™]

there's a whole album side of these songs, even a Christmas one, i think. i had a friend in grade school that had the LP, but he only let me listen to the whole thing once, darn it!

[Zone Fighter]

I wore out my copy. Then a few years ago I found it on tape. May be on CD now.

I'll post Snoopy's Christmas nearer Christmas.

[Zone Fighter]

Snoopy's Christmas

vocals by The Royal Guardsman


O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!

The news had come out in the First World War
The bloody Red Baron was flying once more
The Allied command ignored all of its men
And called on Snoopy to do it again.

Was the night before Christmas, 40 below
When Snoopy went up in search of his foe
He spied the Red Baron, fiercely they fought
With ice on his wings Snoopy knew he was caught.

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ring out from the land
Asking peace of all the world
And good will to man

The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights
He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
Why he didn't shoot, well, we'll never know
Or was it the bells from the village below.

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man

The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines
Snoopy was certain that this was the end
When the Baron cried out, "Merry Christmas, mine friend"

The Baron then offered a holiday toast
And Snoopy, our hero, saluted his host
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day.

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man

[Xenorama ™]

i'll have to see if i can find this on CD, it would be worth it.

[Zone Fighter]

I have not actually heard this one, I just found the lyrics online.

Snoopy For President

vocals by The Royal Guardsman


The time had come to elect a President
And all the famous candidates thought they were heaven-sent
They screamed and raved and pounded their hands above their hearts
But soon the noble promises were hard to tell apart

Waiting at the pumpkin patch, a dog sincere and brave
And everybody hoped that soon the country he would save
The great pumpkin said "The day has come for you to take a stand"
"For love has left the people across our native land"

Some wear the sign of the elephant
and some wear the sign of the mule
But we'll hold the sign of the beagle high
and love will shine right through

All the politicians, they swore he couldn't win
But Snoopy only shook his head and flashed his famous grin
He jumped into his faithful friend, the Sopwith Camel plane
And bounced around the countryside from Washington to Maine

Some wear the sign of the elephant
and some wear the sign of the mule
But we'll hold the sign of the beagle high
and love will shine right through

New York State was lookin' bad till Snoopy made a speech
Soon Illinois and Tennessee were both within his reach
He won the vote in Oregon but time was growin' thin
And back at the convention hall, the votes were pourin' in

Snoopy smiled his way into the hearts of everyone
But when the votes were counted up, they found he needed one
The winning vote for Snoopy came when a stranger raised his hand
Snoopy turned, the stranger spoke
"Mein friend, vee meet again!"

Some wear the sign of the elephant and some wear the sign of
the mule...

[Zone Fighter]

The Royal Guardsman have a new CD singel:

SNOOPY VS OSAMA
Key: E
Words: Francis John Burdett
Music: Barry DeanWinslow


Out in the desert.... in a real bad land
Some people want to see the end of man
Al-Qaeda took over .... from the Taliban
Terrorizing all they can

Now Snoopy's in the motor pool but wants to fight
He wants to keep his friends all safe at night
Charlie drives the Bradley...... an' Snoopy makes her sing
Waitin' for the orders just to ... go do their thing

Chorus:
Osama Bin Laden keeps runnin' away
Snoopy's gonna find him.....one of these days
And when he does... (and when he does)... ya know we're all gonna sing
Good bye Bin Laden and the end of your terrorist ring.

When the orders came down, they were short one man
So Charlie asked Snoopy "would ya join the band"
It's off to the hills...... and follow the map
Just get Bin Laden don't ya..... take any crap

Headin' down a pathway.... when a bomb blew up
The tank was out of business an' ol' Charlie was hurt
Snoopy said to Charlie "you just sit tight
I'll fix everything ... it's gonna be alright"

Then up ahead.... in a cloud of dust
Stood ol' Bin Laden just lookin' at us
Snoopy smiled and aimed..... then he fired his gun
TAKE THIS Bin Laden now you.... won't have to run

Chorus: 2
Osama Bin Laden won't be runnin' away
Snoopy finally found him.... and this was the day
He took him out..... (he took him out)... now the world can sing
Good bye Bin Laden and the end of your terror ...... (repeat chorus)

(Last line) terrorist ring